In what has to be one of the funniest reads of the year so far, Greg Engle over at the Infield blog has posted his "Top Ten Stories of 2006 that will really not happen"
Greg predicts "Martha Stewart will own a team at some point" and that "Brokeback Mountain will become the official movie of Nascar". For some reason, I just don't see that happening either!!..
In one of the funniest non-predictions of the year, Greg goes onto discuss the future love life of Jeff Gordon
Jeff Gordon will find out that the supermodel he’s dating is actually a cruel revenge played on him by his ex-wife; When he tries to ‘round third and head towards home, he’ll be tagged out at the plate. Gordon will hook-up soon after with a lady from Kansas who’s ‘real hard on the eyes’ but makes a mean quiche.
Check out the Top Ten Predicitions here. They are a hoot.
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