10 - I would like to thank the Devil for my win today....
9 - I lost because my pit crew is bunch of morons.
8 - I could win 10 races a year too, if my sponsors weren't such a cheap bunch of......
7 - I wouldn't feel safe, if it weren't for that restrictor plate.
6 - You better put that down or Jeff Gordon will come over here and kick your butt.
5 - My crew chief is an idiot.
4 - Has anyone seen my Jerri-Curl?
3 - We would have won, but Jesus loves Jeff Gordon more.
2 - (At Winner's Circle) Talk Later, Pee NOW!
1 - My car sucked today! We're taking a wrecking ball to it ASAP!
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