1. You hear the phrase "the King" and never think of Elvis. 
2. Your children are named Cale, Dale and Richard, and they're all girls.
3. You remember phone numbers by associating them with driver numbers.
4. Your "favorites" listed under NASCAR have to be scrolled.
5. The term "Happy Hour" has nothing to do with drinking.
6. You remember drivers' names from 20 years ago, but have trouble recalling the neighbor two doors down.
7. You watch lawn mower races, mud races or swamp buggy races because it's all that's on.
8. There are drivers' pictures in your family album.
9. By the time Daytona rolls around, you actually look forward to the same commentators you couldn't stand in November.
10. There are drivers' pictures in your family album.
How bad have you got it?
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